just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
Anonymous asked: Can dogs get perogies? Like that weird disease
ITS FUCKING PROGERIA, NOT FUCKING PEROGIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM ONTHE GROUDN lAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD.
There’s always such an emphasis on being in a romantic relationship, but no one ever says that it’s okay to to be single. so here’s a reminder: you don’t need to be in love to be happy. There’s a lot of ways to be happy, and you don’t need to rely on someone else to do it.
if you were born before the summer solstice (june 21st in the northern hemisphere), the sun lingered in the sky a little longer for days after you were born; if you were born after, the stars stayed to watch you longer every night for days
don’t you ever say you’re not worth anything. you have moved the cosmos